The streets of Hollywood today
There’s a reason everyone is fleeing California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
Month: April 2026
Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom
NEW YORK—In a desperate ploy aimed at playing on the sympathies of concerned viewers, CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss…
Thirty-five years ago, French and British workers met beneath the English Channel
The breakthrough occurred after over three years of digging, connecting 31 miles (50 km) of tunnels Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…
Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial
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Because You Clearly Need More Training to Deal with Difficult Students and Staff
Get ready for some thrilling physiotherapy education 🤣 Suggested aims: update on ‘hot topics’ 📚, facilitate learning 🤓. Typical programme:…
BRANDON SALLER Finally Figures Out How To Shut Up The Haters By Joining ATREYU And Now Everyone Loves Him Totally Not Jealous At All
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip and drama from the metal music scene? 🤘🎸 Because I’ve…
Marvel Zombies Season 2 Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Brain Eating Superheroes in Your Life Yet
The superpowered undead are back, because you clearly didn’t have enough zombie-filled nightmares 🧠💀. Disney+’s Marvel Zombies is officially rising…
Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local man Tony Flanders noted that, by the looks of it, his next-door neighbor…
BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…
We Sacrificed Our Taste Buds to the Dark Lord of Overhyped Candy and Checked Out Those Ridiculously Overpriced Harry Potter Butterbeer Peeps
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat today! I’m about to review the most epic, the most legendary,…