Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted…
Month: April 2026
Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…
Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise
WASHINGTON—In a tragic accident the Pentagon confirmed was currently under internal investigation, 340 million Americans were killed Tuesday in…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever Waste Your Time On: Disney’s Lorcana Challenge Hits Indianapolis June 19-21 2026
Disney’s Lorcana Challenge comes to Indianapolis, Indiana! 🎉 Join fellow fans for a fun weekend of competitive and casual Lorcana…
Come for the Free Pens and Desperate Attempts to Find a Job in 2026 at the City of Austin Career Expo
🎉 Get ready for the most epic job fair ever! 🤣 The City of Austin is hosting its 15th Annual…
My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…