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Month: April 2026

Babylon Bee

Critics Blast ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual

FinnApril 6, 2026

    HOLLYWOOD, CA — Though The Super Mario Galaxy Movie may be doing well at the box office, critics blasted…

Happy Easter! 🙂
Videos

Happy Easter! 🙂

Chuck B. BallsyApril 6, 2026

I had forgotten that skit, hilarious. Still just as funny

Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…

Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed

Big ElephantApril 6, 2026April 6, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…

Does anyone remember them?
Videos

Does anyone remember them?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 6, 2026

Gen Z looking at this like it's ancient Egyptian artefact

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise
The Onion

340 Million Americans Killed In Botched Training Exercise

FinnApril 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In a tragic accident the Pentagon confirmed was currently under internal investigation, 340 million Americans were killed Tuesday in…

Events

Get Ready for the Most Epic Thing You’ll Ever Waste Your Time On: Disney’s Lorcana Challenge Hits Indianapolis June 19-21 2026

Chuck B. BallsyApril 6, 2026

Disney’s Lorcana Challenge comes to Indianapolis, Indiana! 🎉 Join fellow fans for a fun weekend of competitive and casual Lorcana…

Events

Come for the Free Pens and Desperate Attempts to Find a Job in 2026 at the City of Austin Career Expo

Chuck B. BallsyApril 6, 2026

🎉 Get ready for the most epic job fair ever! 🤣 The City of Austin is hosting its 15th Annual…

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171
Breaking, Movie News

My Hero Academia is Still a Thing and Somehow its 10th Anniversary is Already Here with a Fancy New Picture to Distract You from How Long Youve Been Waiting for Episode 171

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 5, 2026April 5, 2026

Big News for all you My Hero Academia Fans out there! 🎉👏 TOHO animation just announced a free streaming marathon…

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