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Month: May 2026
Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories
MENLO PARK, CA—Expressing frustration about the frequent error hampering the overall user experience, Meta Glasses wearers worldwide confirmed Friday…
Get Ready for the Most Epic Alien Invasion Film Ever Because Steven Spielberg is Finally Going to Reveal the Truth About Earrings and Fashion Disasters from the 80s in Disclosure Day
If you found out we weren’t alone, if someone showed you, proved it to you, would that frighten you? 🤔…
Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
Buckethead in Charlotte, NC (05/28/2026)
American solo guitarist from Pomona, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
OH JOY Another Has Been from the 80s is Desperately Trying to be Relevant Again with Their Super Original Sounding Solo Album Called Dirty Foot Lane Wow What a Unique Title
Legendary guitarist Dave Hill is releasing a new album, because you clearly didn’t have enough of his solo work already…
Three Entirely Not Overhyped or Played Out Simpsons Episodes Are Being Held for Ransom Exclusively on Disney+
Breaking News: The Simpsons is Leaving Fox, But Let’s be Real, You’re Probably Too Lazy to Notice 🙄. The newest…
Two grandpas after 10mg THC 🧸🌿
Grandpa and his friend after “just one gummy bear” Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…
10 Consequences Of Harambe’s Death
Ten years ago, this world lost one of its greatest heroes: Harambe, the gorilla. Friend to many and beloved…
X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…