Another loser tries to take on America’s finest heroes obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Month: May 2026
Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic
The post Banksy Claims Credit For Latest ‘The Lockhorns’ Comic appeared first on The Onion. The post Banksy Claims…
Met Gala Ends Abruptly After Anna Wintour’s Parents Get Home Early
NEW YORK—In a chaotic scene that sent rising stars, supermodels, and A-list actors scattering, the Met Gala ended abruptly…
KORN’s RAY LUZIER: I Was Too Busy Being a Goody Two Shoes to Get Wasted with Rockstars and Now I’m Stuck with These Guys
On April 18, KORN drummer and Musicians Institute (MI) graduate Ray Luzier joined Musicians Institute in Hollywood, California for “Pearl…
Foo Fighters Album Name Changed Because Clearly Wicked is the Real Hero Here and Their Musical Magic is Just Too Powerful to Handle
It’s undeniable that Jon M. Chu’s Wicked film adaptation and its sequel had a major impact on pop culture over…
Sneaky Dems rigging elections because they can’t win fairly obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to criticize our great President Donald Trump, who is…
Liberals ruined Spirit with their entitlement and bad taste obviously
Oh joy, another chance to talk about the absolute mediocrity that is the rest of the world, especially when compared…
Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just ‘Learn To Mine Coal’
PORTLAND, OR — After losing his coding job to artificial intelligence, local man Roger Garrison was told by political…
Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground
DANIA BEACH, FL—Reversing its company-wide shutdown after the sudden influx of capital, Spirit Airlines resumed business Monday after its…
Jumping The Shark: ‘The Chosen’ Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode
U.S. — Fans of the hit faith-based series The Chosen were left reeling this week after showrunners were accused…