Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry
WASHINGTON—Calling it a shocking attack on our nation’s cultural heritage, critics slammed President Donald Trump Monday for his decision…
Month: May 2026
Woman Healed Of Liberalism After Touching Golden Trump Statue
MIAMI, FL — A newly christened golden statue of President Donald Trump may have healing powers, as sources confirmed…
Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People
The post Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People appeared first on The Onion. The…
Ew, A Gross Disgusting Bug — What, Why Did You Kill It, YOU MONSTER! — Op-Ed By Wife
You won’t believe what my husband just did. There was this horrible looking bug — I don’t know what…
Death Angel Proved Getting Old Is for Anthrax: Live in Charlotte 🤘🔥
Death Angel rolled into The Underground on May 10th and delivered one of those shows that makes you wonder how…
What To Know About Hantavirus
Three people have died and others have fallen ill after contracting hantavirus aboard a Dutch-owned luxury cruise ship. The…
Sri Lanka Surf Trip Because Who Needs Roads and Electricity Anyway
Hai dubbi sul viaggio? 😂 L’11 maggio alle 21:00 🕰️ ci troviamo online 📱 per un’ora di domande 🤔 Chuck…
Goodyear Blimp Barely Recognizable After Going On Ozempic
CARSON, CA — The famous Goodyear Blimp has become nearly unrecognizable after starting the popular weight-loss drug Ozempic. CARSON,…
‘There, It Couldn’t Be More Clear,’ Announces John After Finishing Revelation
PATMOS — The Apostle John emerged from his cave earlier this week feeling confident that he couldn’t have been…
Three Republicans Thrown Into Fiery Furnace For Not Bowing Down To Trump Statue
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Three Republicans refused to bow to the golden Trump statue at Mar-A-Lago, sources confirmed today. Those…