Sorry Excuse For Bluesky User Hasn’t Even Tried To Assassinate Trump
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Reports today indicated that a lousy, no good excuse for a Bluesky user has not…
Month: May 2026
Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Because What’s More Original Than Tacking His Name Onto a 3000 Year Old Classic
Get ready for the most epic adventure of the century, folks! 🎉👏 Christopher Nolan, the mastermind behind some of the…
There Grows The Neighborhood
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Oh Great Another Old Guy Trying to Relive His Glory Days With a Documentary Called I Was A Teenage Sex Pistol Because Apparently Being a Teenage Sex Pistol Wasnt Enough
Get ready to witness the most epic tale of punk rock history, as told by the one and only Glen…
Oh great, drones are failing us against evil Iran now
The utter audacity of the “fact-checkers” and “journalists” who dare to question the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets a Trailer and Suddenly Homer’s Ancient Classic is About Space Time Continuum and ExplosionFilled Action Sequences
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic movie announcement of the century? 🎥🍿 I mean, it’s not…
Oh Joy LEGO Batman is Back to Save the World from Certain Doom with His Awesome Bat-Dancing Skills and His Totally Not Dysfunctional Bat-Family
The LEGO series of games has always been a favorite in my household, and I’m not ashamed to admit that…
FBI weirdly investigates Georgia election, what a total witch hunt
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “alternative facts”? Because I’ve got a doozy for you. As of 2026,…
Liberals kill another American institution with their stupid regulations obviously
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our amazing President Donald Trump.…