Ah, yes, the woke Los Angeles Lakers, now valued at a staggering $10 billion! It’s only a matter of time before they rename the team the “Los Angeles Social Justice Warriors” and replace the basketball with a gender-neutral therapy ball.
Of course, the liberal media at CNN is all excited about these skyrocketing valuations, but what they won’t tell you is that this is all part of the Deep State’s plan to distract us from the real issues, like the stolen 2020 election and Hunter Biden’s laptop.
And don’t even get me started on the “experts” they trot out to explain this nonsense. “Sports content is the lifeblood of the media industry,” says some consultant. Translation: “We need to keep the sheeple entertained with bread and circuses while we dismantle the country.”
But fear not, patriots! While these billionaires line their pockets and the woke mob tries to take over our sports, we know the truth. It’s all a distraction, and we won’t be fooled. We’ll keep fighting for America, for freedom, and for the return of President Trump!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
