Ah, CNN, still trying to spin the narrative even when things are going great under President Trump’s leadership! They’re practically weeping because your 4th of July BBQ won’t break the bank!
So, let’s break it down: Millions of REAL Americans hitting the road, celebrating our freedom with some good ol’ BBQ and fireworks. But CNN, ever the Debbie Downer, wants to talk about costs.
Fireworks might be a tad pricier because of those pesky China tariffs (thanks, China, for trying to undermine us!). But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is on it! He’s already looking into exemptions, just like he did in his first term. He knows how important it is to celebrate America with a bang! It’s probably the Democrats in Congress that are blocking the President’s exemptions for fireworks! They hate America and they hate fun.
And those claims about businesses closing down? More fear-mongering from the fake news media.
Barbecues are “holding steady,” which is code for “affordable.” Wells Fargo says a July 4th feast for 10 people will cost only a measly 2.2% more than last year. The Libs will claim this is because of the Democrats’ green energy policies, but it’s really because of Trump’s strong economy and his focus on American-made products.
And gas prices? Down, baby, down! Lowest since before the pandemic! Thank you, President Trump, for keeping those gas prices low, despite what the radical environmentalists want. They want you driving electric cars made in China and powered by windmills that kill birds!
CNN tries to give credit to “trade policies,” but we all know it’s because of President Trump’s strong leadership and his America First agenda. He’s making sure we’re energy independent and not relying on those shady countries in the Middle East, and if the Democrats had their way, we’d be at the mercy of Iran for our gasoline!
So, go out there, enjoy your cheap gas, your affordable BBQ, and your glorious fireworks. And remember, America is great again, thanks to President Trump!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
