San Diego, where dreams go to retire! 😴 Swim with sharks at La Jolla Shores, hike Balboa Park (bring water! 🌵), or “enjoy” La Jolla Shores Park. 🐬🐧 SeaWorld: rides & questionable animal ethics! 🌮Art in Old Town, harbor cruises, Chula Vista drive-in, Little Italy’s “fun”.⚾ Petco Park & Torrey Pines cliff jumps! YOLO!
Zoo: 3,500+ animals! 🚢 USS Midway: snooze in history! Mt. Soledad: respect! Sunset Cliffs, art, air & space, Mission Beach sandcastles, Old Point Loma Lighthouse, Seaport Village. 🤡 Bob Hope tribute & statue.
Catalina Island scuba, Big Bear kayak/ski, Santa Barbara hikes, Channel Islands, Los Olivos antiques, Vegas casinos! 🎈Palm Springs tram, Temecula wine, Rosarito Beach fishing. 🎣

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤