Folks, let’s cut the crap. The liberal media is peddling their usual garbage, but fear not, because President Trump is still in charge, making America great again, AGAIN! These “news” items are just another deep-state attempt to undermine our glorious leader, but we patriots know better.
1️⃣ CDC
The CDC’s “director” got the boot? Good riddance! Probably another woke leftist pushing their socialist agenda. Turns out she clashed with RFK Jr. over vaccines! See folks, Trump is cleaning house, getting rid of these deep-state operatives one by one.
2️⃣ Minneapolis school shooting
Another school shooting? The left will blame guns, but it’s a culture problem! Probably some Antifa thug brainwashed by liberal professors. Minneapolis? Run by Mayor Frey, a classic virtue-signaling Democrat. It’s always in Democrat-run cities, isn’t it? Sad!
3️⃣ Ukraine
More Ukraine garbage. Russia is attacking Kyiv, oh no! They are attacking each other for a reason! President Trump met with Putin, probably brokering a deal that the liberal media won’t tell you about. The Deep State wants this war, but Trump knows how to make peace, unlike Zelensky, the puppet of Soros!
4️⃣ Israel-Hamas war
Israel is fighting for its life against terrorists, and the liberal media is siding with Hamas! Protesters demanding a ceasefire? They’re useful idiots being manipulated by the radical left! Netanyahu is strong, a true leader, and Trump stands with Israel!
5️⃣ Sex education
Trump is defunding sex education that mentions transgender people? Hallelujah! It’s about time we stopped this woke indoctrination of our kids. Federal funds shouldn’t “poison the minds of the next generation or advance dangerous ideological agendas” said Acting Assistant HHS Secretary Andrew Gradison. Keep our children safe from the left’s garbage, folks!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
