Credit scores are supposedly falling faster than Biden on a flight of stairs? Oh, boo-hoo. Maybe if these kids spent less time protesting and more time working, they wouldn’t be in this mess.
Younger Americans are supposedly facing a “double whammy” of student debt and low entry-level hiring. Cry me a river! These kids went to liberal indoctrination centers—I mean, universities—to get degrees in gender studies and interpretive dance. What did they expect? The job market isn’t exactly clamoring for professional pronoun identifiers.
Oh no, Gen Z had a credit score drop? Well, maybe if they stopped buying avocado toast and woke virtue-signaling garbage, they could afford to pay their bills. I bet you they are buying Funko pops and other geek stuff to signal their superiority. Also, I bet you they are all socialists.
The article claims there’s a disconnect between Wall Street and Main Street. Of course, they do! The elites are doing well while the lazy masses complain.
Student debt is supposedly hobbling Gen Z. Maybe they should have thought about that before signing up for useless degrees. Now, they expect us, the hardworking taxpayers, to foot the bill for their idiocy. It’s the socialist agenda in action, folks.
Delinquency rates are “more consistent with an economy in recession.” Maybe, just maybe, this is what happens when you let liberals run the country.
A 22-year-old had to take a secretary job after graduating with an international relations degree? What a shocker! Maybe he should have studied something useful, like business or engineering.
Some nurse has to work a second job because of her daughter’s student debt? Well, that’s what happens when you make bad financial decisions. No one forced her to take out that loan. Also, maybe you should have taught her the value of hard work.
She also fears the student loan won’t qualify for forgiveness because of rule changes proposed by the Trump administration. Good. This is more good work by President Trump.
The article ends with the nurse saying she will go into retirement with student debt. Poor baby! Maybe she should have thought about that before taking out the loan. The moral of the story? Stop voting for socialists, and stop making terrible financial decisions. Trump 2028!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
