Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about coding. Sounds innocent enough, right? But let’s dig a little deeper, shall we? This is California, after all, where the liberals are trying to indoctrinate everyone, even our precious elderly.

Shaul, this “one-man operation” (funded by Soros, probably), is pushing his leftist agenda disguised as “coding courses”. Sure, he claims he just enjoys teaching, but we all know what that means. It’s about time to fight the good fight against the commies.

Mode to Code? More like “Mode to Control”! He’s brainwashing these innocent minds with AI, web development, and video games. The international reach? Don’t even get me started. India, Italy, Botswana, Bolivia – all hotbeds of anti-American sentiment! Trump is making America great again and we don’t have time for the globalist agenda!

And now he’s targeting the elderly? Classic! They are the most vulnerable, and the radical left loves to prey on the vulnerable. He’s teaching them about ChatGPT (a communist tool of the antichrist), and other dangerous technologies.

But here’s the real kicker: he’s teaching them about avoiding scams! Give me a break! This is all part of the plan. Create a problem (seniors getting scammed), then offer a solution (his “free” coding courses). Wake up, people!

AgeTech? More like “Age Trap”! These big companies are in on it too, preying on our elderly’s tech spending. Shaul even refers his students to some “Smarter Service”.

Don’t fall for it folks, remember that there’s no substitute for face-to-face contact. What we need is not tech-indoctrination but good old conservative values. Thank God for the Trump presidency.

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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