Oh, the Deep State’s favorite fruit peddler, Apple, released their quarterly earnings, and you won’t believe the spin they’re trying to put on it! It’s all smoke and mirrors, folks, designed to distract you from the REAL issues: Hunter Biden’s laptop and the stolen 2020 election!
So, the Commie News Network (CNN) is reporting that Apple met expectations, blah, blah, blah. But let’s cut through the leftist propaganda, shall we? iPhone sales are SLIGHTLY lower than Wall Street (aka the globalist elite) expected! A miss is a miss, people! And who cares about services revenue? Probably funding some woke, anti-American project, if you ask me.
Tim Cook says the next quarter will be “the best ever”? Sure, pal. Just like Hillary was going to win in a landslide. Don’t fall for it!
Sales in China are DOWN! You know, China, where they steal our intellectual property and are probably still working on unleashing another virus on the world? Wake up, sheeple! President Trump’s trade war is working, despite what the liberal media tells you.
And get this: Apple is fretting about AI. Probably because they know that once Trump’s AI is fully operational, it will expose all their dirty secrets and leftist conspiracies!
Don’t let the mainstream media fool you. Apple is just another pawn in the globalist game, trying to undermine our great nation. But with President Trump at the helm, we’re on to them! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
