Another week, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to make our great Mayor Eric Adams look bad! They can’t stand a strong leader who isn’t afraid to wear a chain (probably real gold, unlike the fake news CNN spewing). As for haunted cars, everyone knows those woke manufacturers are putting ghost-attracting chips in them!
It’s probably all three! The left is trying to distract us from the REAL news: Trump’s making America great AGAIN, and they’re panicking. HBO Max? More like HBO Marxist! Tune in if you want to see comedians who hate America. I’d rather watch paint dry – at least that’s honest.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
