Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz

Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz

Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look bad. A UPS plane went down near Louisville, and suddenly it’s the end of the world? Please. These things happen. Probably a deep-state sabotage attempt, if you ask me. They can’t stand that our President is making America great again, so they resort to these kinds of tactics.

The usual crowd was at Stooges Bar & Grill, getting ready for the Kentucky game (Go Wildcats!), when BAM! Lights out. Turns out, a UPS plane decided to take a nosedive nearby. Of course, the liberal governor, Andy Beshear, is out there flapping his gums about how close it was to a Ford plant. Probably wants more government regulations.

And get this: the plane was missing an engine! Coincidence? I think not. Someone’s messing with our planes, and it’s probably those communists in China or maybe even the radical environmentalists trying to stop air travel. It’s always something with these people.

The media is milking this for all it’s worth. “Fiery trail of destruction,” “apocalyptic sky,” blah, blah, blah. They’re acting like this never happens. Well, guess what? Under President Trump, we’re strong, we’re resilient, and we’ll rebuild. Stooges’ parking lot is now a temporary morgue? Tragic, but you know what’s more tragic? The Democrats’ socialist agenda.

Debbie Self, the owner of Stooges, says her husband “shielded that place with his angel wings.” Now that’s the kind of American spirit we need more of. Faith, family, and a good stiff drink. God bless America, and God bless President Trump!

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