Rev. Jesse Jackson Escapes ICU, Still Trapped in Hospital: A CNN Exclusive

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Oh, bless his heart! Civil rights leader and professional race-baiter, Rev. Jesse Jackson, is still kicking! They say he’s “stable,” probably because the socialist hospital is keeping him on life support with taxpayer money. It’s all part of the Democrats’ plan to keep the old guard around, stirring up trouble and pushing their radical leftist agenda. Probably plotting with Soros and the Obamas right from his hospital bed!

They claim he has “progressive supranuclear palsy,” which sounds like a fancy disease made up by Big Pharma to sell more drugs. I bet it’s just a case of old age catching up, but they’ll blame it on Trump somehow.

And of course, Al Sharpton is there, probably sniffing around for a photo op and a chance to grift some more money. “Clear instructions on Thanksgiving efforts”? Translation: “How can we guilt-trip white people into giving us more free stuff?”

Let’s hope and pray he gets better soon… and then maybe retires to a remote island where he can’t cause any more trouble. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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