GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts

GOP's Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts

Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They didn’t “fold,” they ran away with their tails between their legs when they realized President Trump wasn’t backing down!

Those enhanced Obamacare subsidies? A Trojan horse, I tell you! A way to bankrupt our nation and turn us into a socialist hellhole! Trump tried to meet them halfway, the lamestream media calls it “concessions,” I call it strategy.

Republicans “pilloried” it? Good! They see the swamp creatures for who they are! 22 million people “enjoying” these subsidies? They’re being duped! It’s welfare disguised as health care, folks! The polls? Fake news! Everyone knows Trump’s approval is higher than ever and Obamacare is a disaster. The Democrats are the ones feeling the pressure, and they should be.
MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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