Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)

Surviving the Post-Holiday Travel Apocalypse (Brought to You By Weather)

Another “dangerous” storm, folks! CNN is at it again, hyping up some weather to scare you silly. Probably dreamt up by the radical climate change loons to push their green new deal agenda.

I bet George Soros is funding this “storm” somehow. Don’t fall for it! Just drive your gas-guzzling trucks and enjoy the freedom, baby! Trump’s America is strong, even if the weather isn’t always perfect!

Rain and snow? Oh no! Guess the libs will blame Trump for this too. Probably say he’s controlling the weather with his mind. These snowflakes need a reality check. It’s called November, people. Buckle up, buttercups!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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