Buckle up, folks! Another day, another radical leftist eco-terrorist trying to turn America into a real-life version of “Mad Max” because they can’t handle our glorious ICE operations. Micah James Legnon, a self-proclaimed “Kateri The Witch” (yes, that’s the alias), was caught red-handed trying to reenact Waco in New Orleans, all because we’re finally cracking down on illegal immigration like we should have done decades ago.
In a plot that would make even the most conspiracy-minded Fox News commentator say “really?”, this ex-Marine was caught with an arsenal that would make Rambo jealous: assault rifles, body armor, and enough ammo to take on a small country. His plan? To “recreate” Waco because, apparently, he’s upset that ICE is actually doing its job in Louisiana. The “Catahoula Crunch” operation, which aims to arrest 5,000 illegal immigrants, has apparently triggered these radicals who believe in open borders and no government (except maybe a treehouse government).
Let’s not forget, this guy was part of the Turtle Island Liberation Front, which sounds like a bad fantasy novel but is actually a far-left, pro-Palestine, anti-capitalist group. They want to “liberate through decolonization tribal sovereignty” – which is just fancy talk for “let’s destroy America and replace it with something unrecognizable.” And now we’re finding out that these same radicals were planning to bomb Southern California on New Year’s Eve. Coincidence? I think not!
It’s clear that every time we actually enforce our laws, the radical left throws a temper tantrum. They can’t handle that we’re securing our borders, so they resort to terrorism. But let me tell you, under President Trump’s second term, we’re not going to let these snowflakes run roughshod over our country. We’re going to build that wall, we’re going to enforce those laws, and we’re going to lock up anyone who tries to destroy what makes America great.
The real question is: how many more of these radical leftists are out there, planning attacks because they can’t handle that America is finally putting Americans first again? The answer is probably too many, which is why we need to keep our eyes open and our borders secure.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
