I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping 18 grandkids. I mean, I’ve seen some crazy things in my time, but this is just ridiculous. In a recent interview with the Everblack podcast, Benji casually dropped this bombshell, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. I guess when you’re a ragga-metal icon, you’ve got to expect the unexpected.
So, let’s get into the details. Benji was asked about the rumor that he has 19 grandkids, and he responded by saying that someone must have added an extra one to the count. He clarified that he actually has 18 grandkids, and honestly, I’m not sure if that’s more or less impressive. I mean, can you imagine having to keep track of that many kids? It’s like trying to herd cats on a sugar high.
The Granddad Life
Benji went on to explain that he’s not your typical granddad. He’s not the type to spoil his grandkids rotten or attend every single one of their school plays. Nope, Benji’s more of a “meet their needs, not their wants” kind of guy. He said, “If they got a need, I’ll meet it. If they got a want, they can fuck off.” I’m not sure if that’s the most conventional grandparenting style, but hey, it seems to be working for him.
But what really gets me is that Benji’s oldest grandchild is 18, and his youngest is 18 months. That’s a pretty big age gap, if you ask me. I mean, can you imagine having to navigate the world of teenage angst and toddler tantrums at the same time? It’s like trying to solve a puzzle blindfolded while being attacked by a swarm of bees.
And if you thought that was crazy, Benji also mentioned that he’s not the type to go looking for his grandkids on their birthday. He’s more of a “if they want me, they can come and see me” kind of guy. I guess that’s one way to keep the grandkids in line. I mean, who needs a participation trophy when you can have a grandfather who’s only willing to see you if you make the effort to visit him?
Skindred’s Latest Album
But enough about Benji’s grandkid squad. Let’s talk about Skindred’s latest album, “You Got This”, which dropped in April and debuted at number one on the UK album chart. I mean, it’s not like they’re a new band or anything, but it’s still impressive to see them killing the game after all these years. The album was produced by the Grammy-winning Jay Ruston, who’s worked with everyone from Desmond Child to Corey Taylor. I guess that’s what happens when you’re a legendary producer – you get to work with all the cool kids.
And if you’re wondering what’s next for Skindred, the band is probably gearing up for another tour or something. I mean, they’ve got a new album to promote, and they’re not getting any younger. But hey, as long as Benji’s got his 18 grandkids to keep him young, I’m sure he’ll be rocking out for years to come. 🤘
So, there you have it – Benji Webbe, the frontman with 18 grandkids and a heart of gold. I’m not sure what’s more impressive, his music career or his ability to keep track of all those kids. Either way, I’m just going to sit here and drink my beer, trying to wrap my head around the sheer chaos that is Benji’s life. Cheers, mate! 🍺
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
Chord F. Discord: proving that laughter, much like a poorly tuned ukulele, is truly universal.
