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Day: December 7, 2024

Morpheus Offers 40-Year-Old Man Ibuprofen Or Pepto-Bismol
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Morpheus Offers 40-Year-Old Man Ibuprofen Or Pepto-Bismol

December 7, 2024

UNKNOWN LOCATION — The infamous hacker known as Morpheus reportedly encountered a desperate 40-year-old, where he offered the man the…

Jumping The Shark? Hallmark Releases Christmas Movie SET IN SPACE
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Jumping The Shark? Hallmark Releases Christmas Movie SET IN SPACE

December 7, 2024

U.S. — Concerns have arisen that the Hallmark Channel has finally exhausted its supply of movie plots after the network…

Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict
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Daniel Penny Judge Tells Jury To Go Back And Deliberate Again Until They Come Back With The Correct Verdict

December 7, 2024

NEW YORK CITY — Judge Maxwell Wiley has ordered the jury in Daniel Penny’s trial to go back and keep…

Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower
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Wife Pops Into Bathroom For Quick 97-Minute Shower

December 7, 2024

NORFOLK, VA — Local woman Julie Adamson jumped into the shower this morning for a brief shower clocking in at…

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