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Day: December 25, 2024

😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life
💸 Broke Adam Sandler Bets It All and Swings for Comedy Gold
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😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life

FinnDecember 25, 2024December 25, 2024

Hollywood just can’t catch a break — or maybe Adam Sandler can’t. The 58-year-old comedy legend, once a top earner…

Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker
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Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker

December 25, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionSenator Rand Paul (R-KY) is floating Elon Musk to be Speaker of the House after the powerful tech…

The Onion

Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift

December 25, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionCHARLOTTE, NC—After finding only a large, plain envelope with his name on it under the tree, local foster…

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