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Day: December 25, 2024

😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life
💸 Broke Adam Sandler Bets It All and Swings for Comedy Gold
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😂 Happy Gilmore 2 Is Coming, and It’s as Chaotic as Sandler’s Life

FinnDecember 25, 2024December 25, 2024

Hollywood just can’t catch a break — or maybe Adam Sandler can’t. The 58-year-old comedy legend, once a top earner…

Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker
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Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker

December 25, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionSenator Rand Paul (R-KY) is floating Elon Musk to be Speaker of the House after the powerful tech…

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Foster Child Hopes Adoption Papers Not His Only Christmas Gift

December 25, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionCHARLOTTE, NC—After finding only a large, plain envelope with his name on it under the tree, local foster…

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