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Day: December 14, 2024

On This Day In History: St. Nicholas Punches Arius For Claiming ‘Die Hard’ Is Not A Christmas Movie
Babylon Bee

On This Day In History: St. Nicholas Punches Arius For Claiming ‘Die Hard’ Is Not A Christmas Movie

December 14, 2024

WORLD — On this very day nearly 17 centuries ago, St. Nicholas made history by punching the heretic Arius for…

Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level
Babylon Bee

Nancy Pelosi Hospitalized With Dangerously Low Blood Alcohol Level

December 14, 2024

LUXEMBOURG — According to eyewitnesses at the Grand Duke’s palace, Nancy Pelosi was rushed to the hospital earlier today after…

Biden Commutes 1,500 Prison Sentences
The Onion

Biden Commutes 1,500 Prison Sentences

December 14, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionPresident Joe Biden commuted the sentences of roughly 1,500 people who were released from prison and placed on…

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