Drone Problem Solved After They Try Flying Over Texas
TEXAS — The recent issue of unidentified drones hovering over American skies was solved suddenly today after the drones attempted…
Day: December 15, 2024
Biden Issues Pardon To The Dark Lord Sauron
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise move this morning, President Biden announced he has granted a full and complete pardon…
‘That’s Really Interesting, Thanks For The Great Idea I’d Never Thought Of Before,’ Says New Mom To Person Telling Her To Sleep When The Baby Sleeps
ARVADA, CO — Local mom of three Kylee Miller was incredibly grateful to receive the advice to “sleep when the…