SWEET: Man Arriving In Heaven Discovers Angelic Choir Sounds Exactly Like Trans-Siberian Orchestra
HEAVEN — Upon arriving in Heaven, Ron Darnold was absolutely stoked to discover that the angelic choir greeting him sounded…
Day: December 21, 2024
ABC To Put Running Ticker On All News Shows Saying ‘FOR LEGAL PURPOSES DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WE SAY’
U.S. — In response to mounting lawsuits over journalistic malpractice, ABC has decided to add a ticker telling viewers that…
Green-Haired James Bond? Barbara Broccoli Battles Amazon’s Bold Vision 💥💀
In what insiders are dubbing «The Battle for Bond», legendary producer Barbara Broccoli reportedly found herself in a shouting match…