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Day: December 30, 2024

9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media
Babylon Bee

9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media

December 30, 2024

Everyone knows how wonderful and soul-nourishing it can be to peruse social media platforms. But are there places you can…

🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤
🎤 Katy Perry’s Trump - Tinged «143« Album — Cancel Culture Just Hit Maximum Overdrive 🧨
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🎧 Katy Perry’s «143«: Hidden Trump Code or Pop Disaster? Critics Explode 🎤

Chord F. DiscordDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Katy Perry’s latest album, «143«, is making waves — but not the kind she’d hoped for. Since its release on…

Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After ‘Jesus Freak’ Came Out
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Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After ‘Jesus Freak’ Came Out

December 30, 2024

LITTLE ROCK, AR — While taking time to look back on his life after another year passed, a local man…

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President
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Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President

December 30, 2024

SAINT CROIX — What had already been a relaxing family vacation to usher in the coming new year became the…

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What To Know About ‘Squid Game’ Season 2

December 30, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionThree years after it first premiered, Squid Game is returning to Netflix. Here is what you need to…

World’s Oldest Known Wild Bird Lays Egg At 74
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World’s Oldest Known Wild Bird Lays Egg At 74

December 30, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionWisdom, a Laysan albatross and the world’s oldest known wild bird, laid an egg at the approximate age…

✨ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeney’s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! 🙄
🚫 Too Hot for Gotham? Sydney Sweeney’s Catwoman Creates a Costume Catastrophe 🚨
Movie News

✨ Batman 2 Delayed AGAIN? Sydney Sweeney’s Bust Causes Chaos at DC Studios! 🙄

FinnDecember 30, 2024December 30, 2024

Hold onto your capes, folks, because Gotham is facing its most absurd crisis yet. The much-anticipated «Batman 2» directed by…

Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration
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Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration

December 30, 2024

U.S. — In yet another blow to President-elect Trump, aides have announced that former President Jimmy Carter will also be…

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