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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The government’s judicial branch continued to methodically work through remaining cases before the upcoming holiday break, with…
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden issued another controversial pardon for his son Hunter this week which exonerates him for “what…
Read MoreThe OnionBrian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth’s insurance unit, was fatally shot outside a Midtown Manhattan hotel in what…
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his…
U.S. — Secretary of Health and Human Services Xavier Becerra announced in a press conference Thursday that, going forward, every…
LOS ANGELES, CA — Local loser Melvin Thompson, who apparently has no desire to own a billion-dollar mega yacht, declared…
In an unprecedented twist of events, Bethesda’s upcoming Indiana Jones and the Great Circle will be free of the notorious…
Read MoreThe OnionSEATTLE—Saying the amenity was meant to ease any inconvenience caused by the disruption to his daily routine, Harborview…
