9 Warning Signs An Upcoming Movie Might Be Woke
It’s growing more and more difficult to enjoy any form of entertainment these days without being bombarded by woke agendas.…
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Wellness Check Called In On Elon Musk After He Doesn’t Post On X For Over 17 Minutes
BOCA CHICA, TX — Friends called police and requested to have officers conduct a wellness check on Elon Musk today…
By 2035, All California Vehicles To Be Replaced By Little Tikes Cozy Coupes
SACRAMENTO, CA — California Governor Gavin Newsom has adopted a plan set forth by the California Air Resources Board to…
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
Read MoreThe OnionWe have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars…
Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers
Read MoreThe OnionAfter nearly two years, Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has at last concluded, grossing over $2 billion in ticket…
Take Me To Your Girlboss
Read MoreThe OnionBy Commander Byxxurian Greetings, earthlings. I am Commander Byxxurian from Nebula Vriphlaxor-9. I come bearing a message of…
😂 Face/Off 2: Nicolas Cage and John Travolta to Change Faces and Genders at Warp Speed!
Paramount Pictures has thrown all caution to the wind with the upcoming «Face/Off 2,» a sequel that might just make…
Killjoy Wife Tells Husband He Can’t Dress As Tom Bombadil For Church Every Sunday
MYSTIC, CT — Local churchgoer Clive Richmond, known for his habit of wearing a blue jacket, tall feathered hat, and…