Presenting The Babylon Bee Awards For 2024
With only a few days left before the calendar turns to 2025, it’s time to look back and honor some…
Day: December 20, 2024
Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys
Read MoreThe OnionMillions of parents across the U.S. are scrambling to complete their holiday shopping. In honor of the season,…
National Debt Paid Off With The Change In Dan Crenshaw’s Swear Jar
U.S. — President Joe Biden proudly announced Friday that America’s crippling national debt had officially been paid off in full…
HERESY: Church Passes Out LED Candles For ‘Silent Night’
TELLURIDE, CO — Local place of worship The Church of the Shepherd was accused of heresy of the highest order…
‘Elon Is Controlling Trump!’ Complain People Controlling Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk’s involvement in this week’s failure by Congress to pass a continuing resolution to fund the…
Adorable: Trump And Musk Debut Matching Christmas Pajamas
PALM BEACH, FL — In yet another sign of their growing bond, President-elect Donald Trump and billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk…
Dad Gently Informs Daughter He Spent Her College Fund On A Single Little Bacon Cheeseburger At Five Guys
OMAHA, NE — Local father Nathan Michaels called a family meeting Friday afternoon to inform his daughter that she wouldn’t…
Political Profile: Pete Hegseth
Read MoreThe OnionPete Hegseth, Trump’s pick to lead the Pentagon, has refused to withdraw his nomination amidst allegations of financial…
Representatives Upset Spending Bill Killed By The People They Represent
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, several Representatives in the nation’s capital are feeling frustrated that their spending bill has…
🔥 «The Witcher 4: Promises» — The Game That Might Launch Before Elon Musk’s Mars Colony! 🌌
Fans of the Witcher franchise, rejoice! Or don’t — we’re not here to dictate emotions. CD Projekt RED (or CDPR…