Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket
U.S. — In a blow to America’s favorite pastime, Vivek Ramaswamy has officially announced that the Department Of Government Efficiency…
Day: December 28, 2024
Liberal White Woman Really Hoping A Black Shows Up To Her Kwanzaa Party This Year
TEMPE, AZ — Local white liberal Jennifer Armstrong is holding out hope that a black person will actually show up…
Britain Bans Puberty Blockers For Transgender Minors
Read MoreThe OnionThe United Kingdom indefinitely banned new prescriptions of puberty blockers to treat minors for gender dysphoria, with the…