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Day: December 24, 2024

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella
Babylon Bee

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella

December 24, 2024

BETHLEHEM — With a long but eventful evening near its end, witnesses said the young Jewish girl Mary bit her…

Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!
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Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!

December 24, 2024

BETHLEHEM — Residents of Bethlehem in Judea reported that it was anything but a silent night this evening, as they…

🎮 Microsoft’s Insane Plan: A New Indiana Jones Game Every Week! 🎭
🎮 Harrison Ford’s Studio Lock-In: Microsoft’s Wild Gaming Ambitions Revealed! 🎺
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🎮 Microsoft’s Insane Plan: A New Indiana Jones Game Every Week! 🎭

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In an era where binging isn’t just for Netflix, Microsoft is setting a whole new standard — and a questionable…

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December 24, 2024

    Read MoreThe OnionAn estimated 120 million packages are stolen every year. With holiday shopping in full swing,The Onion shares tips…

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