Report: Every Single Toy Gifted On Christmas Is Now Broken
WORLD — The results of a shocking study released by Consumer Reports found that every single toy gifted on Christmas…
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🚨 Steam Hits Record 19,000 Games in 2024! Potato Thrillers & Toilet Simulators Included 🚨
Steam — the global bazaar of video games and questionable entertainment choices — has achieved the unthinkable in 2024. According…
Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn’t Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains
MILWAUKEE, WI — Local dad Greg Evans took a trip down memory lane earlier this morning when he had to…
Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
Read MoreThe OnionVATICAN CITY—Speaking to reporters in front of Saint Peter’s Holy Vape House in the heart of downtown, Pope…