NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’
Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—Issuing a categorical denial of the accusations, NBC producers announced Thursday there was absolutely no usage of…
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World Heath Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic
GENEVA — World Health Organization (WHO) leaders are sounding the alarm Thursday, warning that President Trump’s temporary freeze on federal…
Archaeologists Discover Sodom And Gomorrah Was Funded By USAID
JORDAN — Newly translated clay tablets unearthed near the Dead Sea indicate that Sodom and Gomorrah was originally funded by…
Democrats Delay Kash Patel Vote As FBI Hasn’t Finished Shredding All Their Documents
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources in the nation’s capital, Senate Democrats have managed to delay their confirmation vote on…
Trump Announces U.S. Will Relocate Panama Canal To American Soil
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Claiming that the waterway will now be called the America Canal, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the…
Babylon Bee Announces $36,000/Month Pro Subscription For USAID-Funded Government Agencies
U.S. — The Babylon Bee is proud to announce a special new membership option for USAID-funded government agencies which will…
Department Of Interior Bans Unlikely Animal Friendships
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Fulfilling a campaign promise made by President Donald Trump, the U.S. Department of the Interior announced Wednesday that…
Liberals Outraged As Trump Says Men Can’t Punch Women In The Face For Sport
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Liberals expressed outrage today after President Trump signed an executive order this afternoon that men cannot punch…
Sad: With USAID Shut Down, This Ecuadorian Child May Never Know What Gender He Is
ECUADOR — In a horrific tragedy caused by USAID’s termination, 8-year-old Antonio Gonzalez of Ecuador may never have a chance…
Quiz: Can You Guess Which Of These Things USAID Actually Funded And Which Ones We Made Up?
News of what USAID had been spending money on has caused quite a stir online. But there’s still a lot…