⚡ Woke Musketeers? Dumas’ Ghost Appears and Demands Vengeance! 👻🎭
Parisian cinema-goers were in for an unexpected historical event at the premiere of Houda Benyamina’s «All for One» (Toutes pour…
Month: February 2025
DOGE Uncovers Secret Government Project Where They Are Keeping A Genetically Modified Black Hedgehog In A Secure Facility
U.S. — Elon Musk confirmed Tuesday that the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has uncovered a secret government project where…
FBI Agent On Remote Pacific Island Still Investigating January 6 Protesters
LUBANG ISLAND, PHILIPPINES — A federal agent on the remote South Pacific island of Lubang in the Philippines was discovered…
Man Who Drank Coffee And Ate Three Strips Of Bacon Ready To Take On The World
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Local man David Sproul is now ready to take on the world after a morning cup of…
Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…
Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
OTTAWA — In yet another stunning foreign policy win for President Donald Trump, news broke late last night that the…
Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has just become the first fascist in the history of humankind to use his…
Home Deport Advantage
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Home Deport Advantage appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor…
New Bible Reading App Just Texts You The Entire Bible One Verse At A Time
U.S. — A new Bible reading app called Daily Crumbs has taken the Christian community by storm thanks to the…
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions,…