A scandal has erupted in the U.S., one that might go down in history as one of the most absurd. The remake of the cult trash horror “The Toxic Avenger” won’t be hitting theaters, all thanks to green-haired online activists who, without understanding, accused the film of “toxicity.” 🎭🧪
How Green-Haired Activists Stopped “The Toxic Avenger” ✋💥
The story began when a group of activists, known for their vibrant hairstyles and even more vibrant statements, stumbled upon the film’s announcement online. Without delving into details, they decided that “The Toxic Avenger” was nothing more than a promotion of toxic behavior. “How can you release a film with such a title in the 21st century?!” they fumed in their blogs and social media, tagging their posts with hashtags like #StopToxicAvenger and #GreenHairAgainstToxicity. 💻📢
Originally, the film by director and screenwriter Macon Blair was set to hit theaters in August 2025. Starring big names like Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, Elijah Wood, and Jacob Tremblay, it promised to attract a wide audience. 🌟🎥 Producers tried to explain that “The Toxic Avenger” is a satire, poking fun at environmental issues and social stereotypes. However, the activists were adamant. “We won’t allow toxicity to infiltrate our theaters!” one of them declared in an interview with a local TV channel, adding that “green hair is a symbol of the fight for purity and ecology, not toxicity.” 📺🌿
Ultimately, under public pressure, distributors decided to cancel the film’s release. “We don’t want our film to be a source of controversy and misunderstanding,” commented one of the producers, adding that perhaps “The Toxic Avenger” will find its audience on streaming platforms, where viewers can appreciate its true message. 📽️🌐
Meanwhile, the green-haired activists are celebrating their victory, confident that they’ve made the world a little cleaner. “We’ve proven that we can stop toxicity, even if it’s just on screen,” one of them declared, proudly showcasing her new green mohawk hairstyle. 🎉✂️💚
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
