Europe Pledges To Send Ukraine Their Entire Military Might Of 3 Panzer Tanks And A Nazi Motorcycle With A Sidecar
LONDON — The European members of NATO have rushed to the defense of Ukraine following criticism by the Trump administration,…
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Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
Read MoreThe OnionAfter a ceiling collapsed onto the audience during a screening of the latest Marvel film, a theater in…
Viking Ancestors Looking Down From Valhalla Really Embarrassed By Their Descendents
VALHALLA — Mighty viking warriors looked down from their eternal resting place with embarrassment as their progeny floundered with basic…
Health Tip: Instead Of A Glossy Bag Of Potato Chips, Go For The Matte Bag With A Picture Of A Farmhouse
U.S.A — The FDA released updated health advice this week, including guidance around what kind of potato chips are the…
Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile
WASHINGTON, DC — President Donald Trump announced this week he will be instituting a mandatory military draft for any American…
What To Know About ‘The Pitt’
Read MoreThe OnionThe Pitt, a new medical drama series on Max, has received an outpouring of praise for its realistic,…
Movie You’ve Never Heard Of Wins Best Picture
HOLLYWOOD, CA — For the tenth year in a row, a movie you’ve never heard of won the award for…
Tim Walz Calls On Fellow Democrats To Return His Tupperware
Read MoreThe OnionST. PAUL, MN—Making an impassioned plea to his colleagues in an effort to inspire concrete action, Gov. Tim…
🎮🔥 Terminator 2D: No Fate is the Best Movie of the Year! Oh Wait… It’s a Game
🎬 Hollywood is at it again! After watching the trailer for the retro-style game Terminator 2D: No Fate, producers made…
‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo
Read MoreThe OnionThe post ‘The Substance’ Snags Oscar For Best Goo appeared first on The Onion. Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated…