Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’
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Month: March 2025
Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed
ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that…
Catholic Church Introduces White Ashes For Black People
VATICAN — Ash Wednesday in 2025 was the most inclusive ever, say Vatican officials, thanks to the introduction of new…
Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With reports circulating that President Donald Trump was preparing to sign an executive order to eliminate the…
Fact-Checking Trump On The Russia-Ukraine War
Read MoreThe OnionFollowing his Oval Office clash with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, President Donald Trump has paused military aid to…
Town With Heavyset Mule Stuck In Barn Door Plumb Out Of Ideas
Read MoreThe OnionRANBURNE, AL—Concluding an hours-long summit with top thinkers from the area, residents of a town with a heavyset…
🔥 Gaming Industry Scandal: BlackRock Funds Ethnic Cleansing 2!
A true upheaval has occurred in the world of investments and video games! BlackRock, the largest investment fund known for…
Air1 Runs Another Commercial About How They Don’t Have Any Commercials
FRANKLIN, TN — Listeners were in for an unexpected treat last night, as Christian radio network Air1 unveiled another commercial…
Report: TobyMac Still Doing His Thing
U.S. — According to sources, DC Talk founder and 2004 Dove Award-winning solo artist Toby Mac is still out there,…
Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Promising a glorious future marked by limitless prosperity for the East Asian nation, President Donald Trump outlined a…