Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying that Americans should anticipate certain lifestyle changes as a result of his newly announced tariffs, President Donald…
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Israel Claims Slain Palestinian Rescue Workers Didn’t Properly Identify Selves As Human Beings
Read MoreThe OnionRAFAH, GAZA—Responding to reports that 15 rescue workers in Gaza were killed execution style and buried in a…
Dodgers Bankrupted As Trump Places 25% Tariff On Japanese Players
LOS ANGELES, CA — Major League Baseball’s hottest franchise suddenly and unexpectedly announced the suspension of all operations today, as…
Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans are celebrating today after the genius President Trump imposed taxes on imports, instantly tricking Democrats into…
BREAKING: Economy
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📽️ New “American Psycho”: Why Trump is the Best Choice for Bateman? 🤑
Hollywood is buzzing with a sensational announcement—director Luca Guadagnino, known for his unconventional approaches, has revealed that he has found…
Artist Profile: Morgan Wallen
Read MoreThe OnionAfter performing as a musical guest on the show to promote his upcoming album, Morgan Wallen made headlines…
Trump Surprised How Tall Elton John Is Up Close
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump welcomed a surprise guest to the Oval Office as Elton John, standing a surprising six…
Breaking: Cory Booker’s Filibuster Record Broken By Your Wife
U.S. — In a surprising turn of events, Senator Cory Booker’s 25-hour filibuster record that was just set on Tuesday…
Can You Guess What Word British People Use For These Everyday Items?
For people who claim to speak “English,” the Brits sure do talk funny. In fact, you may be surprised to…