Ah, Tennocon, that yearly pilgrimage to the Digital Extremes altar where we, the faithful Tenno, gather to receive our yearly ration of hype and disappointment. 10 years, can you believe it? That’s like, what, 3 new frames and 7000 new ways to grind? 🎉
So, Tennocon’s 10th anniversary is looming like a forma blueprint you can’t quite get your hands on. Digital Extremes, bless their hearts, has finally revealed the sacred dates and location for this year’s festivities. Mark your calendars, Tenno, because 2025 will once again see us descending upon London, Ontario. Yes, the *London* of Canada. Not the cool one with the queen and the overpriced tea. ☕
Fear not, plebs, for even if you couldn’t snag an in-person ticket (which sold out faster than a primed mod on [insert trade chat site here]), you can still partake in the festivities online. Watch the official livestream, hop in-game, and pretend you’re actually there. Digital Extremes is really pushing this “milestone year” thing, so expect lots of fireworks and maybe, just maybe, a slightly less buggy update. They even released a trailer! Watch it below, but don’t get your hopes up too high. 👇
Now, let’s talk about the real reason we’re all here: the loot. 💰 *Warframe* is gracing us with a TennoCon pack, allowing you to trade your hard-earned Ducats for all the garbage Baro Ki’Teer has ever peddled. Yes, you too can own that one mod that’s only useful in a very specific, never-gonna-happen scenario. All this for the low, low price of $24.99! What a steal! The pack includes:
Regal Aya (because Digital Extremes knows you’re addicted)
A Riftguard Syandana, so you can show off your Tennocon 2025 pride (or shame, depending on how the event goes).
An Origins Bandana, because who doesn’t love virtual headwear?
A Riftguard Emote, perfect for spamming in chat after you finally beat that one boss.
An orbiter decoration display, so you can clutter your ship even more.
Baro’s Relay Ticket, your golden ticket to disappointment.
A 2025 commemorable Glyph, because who needs platinum when you can have bragging rights?
A TennoCon 2025 sigil, to further assert your dominance (or addiction).
But wait, there’s more! Tune in to the digital livestream and you might just snag some freebies. Watch the TennoLive stream for 30 minutes and you’ll get Valkyr Prime! Yes, the frame that’s been power-crept into oblivion. But hey, free is free, right? 🎁 And if you’re *really* dedicated, watch the official TennoCon 2025 broadcast for another 30 minutes to earn the Naktavyre Armor Set. Because nothing says “I have no life” like spending an hour watching a video game conference for some virtual armor.
So, there you have it, Tenno. Tennocon 2025 is shaping up to be another year of hype, grind, and questionable decisions by Digital Extremes. But hey, at least we’ll have some new cosmetics to show off while we’re complaining about the latest update. See you in London, Ontario! (Virtually, of course.) 😜
Don’t forget to tune in to the official *Warframe* Twitch channel. and spam “Loot pls” in chat. It’s tradition. 😈
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