Texas Judge Schedules Another Spa Day for Lucky Death Row Inmate Robert Roberson
Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine justice! This Texas judge, probably a closeted socialist, is trying…
Day: July 16, 2025
Genshin Impact’s Ban-Hammer: Age Up or GTFO on July 18th
So, apparently, Genshin Impact is now playing nanny and demanding everyone prove they’re not a bunch of toddlers before they…
Israel’s Gaza Shenanigans: Ex-Spy Chief Claims They Forgot the Plot
Oh, isn’t that special? Another so-called “expert” from across the pond sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong! This John…
ROBERT PLANT Forms New Band SAVING GRACE, Presumably From Himself
LED ZEPPELIN has-been Robert Plant, still alive somehow, 🙄 has the audacity to announce “Saving Grace”, because, you know, the…
Cyberpunk 2077 2pointOMG Update: Now Your Car Can Also Glitch Through Walls
Well, well, well, choombas. Looks like CD Projekt RED is back at it again with the 2.3 update for Cyberpunk…
“I Know What You Did Last Summer” Review: More Like “I Know What You Did Last Summer” Snooze-fest
Okay, so like, movies 🙄. Apparently, they’re supposed to teach us stuff. Like, according to the OG I Know What…
Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard
Ah, CNN, always with the sob stories to tug at the heartstrings of bleeding-heart liberals! Let’s get this straight: Trump…
Beetle Infestation Threatens Hungary’s Oldest Library
    Read MoreThe OnionHungary’s 1,000‑year‑old Pannonhalma Archabbey is scrambling to disinfect and preserve tens of thousands of historic books from a…
Wholesale Inflation Does Absolutely Nothing, Gets Paid Anyway
Oh, CNN, always trying to make President Trump look bad! Wholesale inflation “muted”? More like CRUSHED by Trump’s brilliant trade…
Gaming and Streaming: Because Apparently Gamers Have No Friends IRL
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! 🧈 If you’ve stumbled anywhere near the internet in the last decade (and if you haven’t,…