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So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…
Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by…
Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…
ANAHEIM, CA — A local father who had taken his family to Disneyland was reportedly shocked at how well they…
Read MoreThe OnionThe FDA’s new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent…
SAN DIEGO, CA — One attendee of the largest pop culture gathering of the year found himself in hot water,…
MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…
GAZA — Despite reports that multiple men, women, and children had starved to death in the war-torn Gaza Strip as…
Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…
Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…
