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Month: July 2025

Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!
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Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Groundbreaking Roadmap: Now You Can Waste Money on DLC and Fast Forward Through the Parts You Hate!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

So, Assassin’s Creed Shadows, the game everyone totally remembers pre-ordering and hasn’t already traded in for store credit, is getting…

Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway
Elephant Reads CNN

Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by…

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…

Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family
Babylon Bee

Man At Disneyland Shocked By How Well His Kids Are Getting Along Suddenly Realizes He’s Standing With Wrong Family

FinnJuly 25, 2025

ANAHEIM, CA — A local father who had taken his family to Disneyland was reportedly shocked at how well they…

FDA Drug Approval AI Generates Fake Studies
The Onion

FDA Drug Approval AI Generates Fake Studies

FinnJuly 25, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionThe FDA’s new AI designed to speed up drug approvals has been found to fabricate studies and misrepresent…

Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal
Babylon Bee

Guy Groping Women At Comic Con Swears He Was Just Cosplaying As Pedro Pascal

FinnJuly 25, 2025

SAN DIEGO, CA — One attendee of the largest pop culture gathering of the year found himself in hot water,…

MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return
Breaking, Music News

MORTAL SIN Dusts Off Skeletons, Threatens 2026 Stage Return

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

MORTAL SIN, Australia’s… well, *a* thrash metal band, is apparently staggering back onto the stage in 2026. Yes, you read…

Gaza Said To Be Starving But Not ‘Release The Hostages’ Starving
Babylon Bee

Gaza Said To Be Starving But Not ‘Release The Hostages’ Starving

FinnJuly 25, 2025

GAZA — Despite reports that multiple men, women, and children had starved to death in the war-torn Gaza Strip as…

Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode
Breaking, Games News

Elden Ring Nightreign: Now You Can Die With a Buddy in NEW Duo Expeditions Mode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Finally! After what felt like eons of cryptic teases and empty promises, FromSoftware has graced us, the unworthy masses, with…

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed
Breaking, Games News

Battlefield 6: We Heard You Like Changes, So We Changed the Changes We Already Changed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Oh boy, EA’s at it again! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the latest groundbreaking, totally-not-vague info about Battlefield 6 (or…

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