The Obsessed Gets Desperate, Hires Monster Magnet’s Leftovers
OMG! 😱 Those geriatric architects of American “doom” metal, THE OBSESSED, are shaking things up… AGAIN! 🙄 Drummer Brian Costantino…
Month: July 2025
Jason Momoa, the Hawaiian Shirt Enthusiast, Becomes a Tribal Overlord in Apple TV’s Latest Bamboozle Reel
Oh, great, another Jason Momoa joint. 🙄 This time he’s not just grunting and looking pretty; he’s writing, producing, AND…
‘Terrifier’ House: Prepare to be Mildly Annoyed at Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights
Hold onto your adult diapers, folks! 🤡 Art the Clown, that beacon of sophisticated cinematic artistry, is gracing Universal Studios’…
Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism
Oh, the humanity! Kerrville city workers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrats of America, pat themselves on the back…
Brad Pitt’s Geriatric ‘F1’ Movie Outpaces Films Starring Actual Young People, World Weeps
Oh, honey, did you hear? Joseph Kosinski’s *F1: The Movie* (or as I like to call it, *Geriatric Grand Prix*)…
World Leaders Engage in Olympic-Level Trump Bootlicking Competition
Oh, the Deep State CNN is at it again, folks! They’re clutching their pearls because foreign leaders are finally giving…
Pros And Cons Of Defunding Medicaid
Read MoreThe OnionGOP lawmakers in the House and Senate officially passed Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” including provisions that slashed funding…
Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…
McDonald’s Snack Wrap: Proof the McRib Isn’t the Only Thing They Torture Us With
McDonald’s is bringing back the Snack Wrap, probably because their woke menu options are failing! You know, the ones that…
Trump throws a tantrum over Beijing’s piggy bank, world trembles
Folks, CNN is at it again, pushing their globalist agenda! Apparently, President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “waging a…