CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…
Month: September 2025
Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact
Read MoreThe OnionCritics like RFK Jr. and health-conscious social media influencers often claim seed oils like canola, soybean, and safflower…
Hamas Rejects Deal To End Genocide After Learning It Would Require Them To Stop Killing Jews
GAZA — Despite early reports that the Palestinian terrorist organization was open to accepting the terms of President Donald Trump’s…
AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…
Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…
CNN Asks: Trump’s Gaza Plan—Is It Gonna Be YUGE or Just, Like, Really, Really YUGE
Oh, here we go again! Another CNN shill trying to make Trump’s brilliant Gaza peace plan sound like it’s not…
OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about low job…
OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…
Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…
Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s about to make a deal with Pfizer to lower drug costs! The…