CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…
Month: September 2025
OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)
Oh, the poor, persecuted left! After one of their own finally snapped and took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk,…
iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…
Fox News Host Apologizes For Saying Mentally Ill Homeless People Should Be Executed
Read MoreThe OnionFox News host Brian Kilmeade apologized for saying that mentally ill homeless people should be subject to “involuntary…
Study Finds Your Hometown Breakfast Diner Is The Best In The World
U.S. — In some exciting news for your hometown, multiple studies have determined that the little diner you love down…
CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…
Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…
Queen’s ‘A Night At The Opera’ & ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Milking It For 50 More Years With Vinyl (Again)
OMG! 🙄 Those geriatric rock gods, QUEEN, are STILL milking that cash cow 🐮 with a 50th-anniversary reissue of their…
Oh great, MORE Darkness!
Oh great, The Darkness is back 🙄. Yes, that iconic, long-running (and by “long-running” we mean “milked dry”) series is…
CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf
Folks, get ready for some serious winning! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally going to designate…