First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’
GREENSBORO, NC — A local mother and father joined the crowd gathered for another round of musical recital performances…
Day: November 8, 2025
A Wider, and Probably More Pretentious, Lens Film Festival
OMG! 🙄 Prepare for “A Wider Lens Film Festival!” at The Grand Cinema in Tacoma! 🎬 Two chances to see…
Oh, Great, Even More Eric Singer With Gene, Paul, and Tommy: Prepare for the ‘KISS Kruise: Landlocked In Vegas’ – Grounded Edition
Hold onto your wigs, folks, because KISS is back… or at least, a landlocked, Vegas-fied version of them is! 🤣…
Alice In Chains Relives 1995… Because Apparently They Peaked Then
Wow, hold onto your grunge hats, folks! 🤘 ALICE IN CHAINS, those purveyors of angst and questionable fashion choices, are…
Tips For Antiquing
Shopping for antiques can be a fun, sustainable, and stylish way to decorate your home. The Onion shares tips…
“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…
So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh
Oh, the holidays! A time for giving, and apparently, a time for leftist platforms to nickel and dime you for…
Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…
CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare
Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide! It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting…
Free Movie Night! WICKED (Finally, Something Worth Doing)
OMG! 🙄 Relive Elphaba & Glinda’s journey from rivals to allies! 👯♀️ See the original “Wicked” movie AGAIN! 🎬 Need…