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Day: November 19, 2025

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom
Breaking, Games News, Music News

Voivod’s New Game: Prepare for Nuclear Boredom

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

So, like, VOIVOD, those Canadian metal dudes who peaked sometime last century, are still trying to be relevant. Get this:…

Dragon Quest VII: Prepare to Yawn (Again)
Breaking, Games News

Dragon Quest VII: Prepare to Yawn (Again)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Ah, Dragon Quest VII, the game that promised adventure and delivered… eventual boredom 😴. Back in 2001, I thought I…

AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)
Breaking, Music News

AS I LAY DYING Drops New Single ‘If I Fall’ (Spoiler: They Probably Will)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 19, 2025November 19, 2025

Ah yes, “Echoes”, the sound of desperation from AS I LAY DYING, a band whose leader thought hiring a hitman…

Babylon Bee

10 Proofs Jesus Was American

FinnNovember 19, 2025

    Lots of people try to remake Jesus in their own image by viewing His life through the lens of…

Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car
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Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car

FinnNovember 19, 2025

       SAN FRANCISCO—Saying all his attempts to remove the 84-year-old’s stench from the vehicle had failed, local man Rob Davis…

Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Epstein Survivor Thinks Congress Should Do Something Besides Nap and Fundraise, LOL

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Our “esteemed” DHS is handing out $10,000 bonus checks to TSA employees! Ten thousand dollars!…

CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Trump’s Twitter Fingers vs Khashoggi: A Human Rights Comedy Show

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Folks, can you believe the Fake News is STILL whining about Khashoggi? It’s 2025, Trump’s in his second term, and…

CNN: Eager to Exploit Epstein’s Victims for Clout and Clicks
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Eager to Exploit Epstein’s Victims for Clout and Clicks

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Another Day, Another Deep State Distraction Attempt! The Libs are at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…

Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Apology: A Survivor’s Hilarious Demand He Probably Won’t Fulfill

Big ElephantNovember 19, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist trying to smear our glorious President Trump. This time, it’s some “Epstein survivor” (probably a Soros…

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