Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…
Month: November 2025
Ovary-Acting: More Like Overrated-Acting, Am I Right?
So, there’s this short film called “Ovary-Acting,” right? 🙄 Apparently, it won an Annie award for something called “Night of…
Review: The Running Man is More Like the Running Lame
Perhaps Glen Powell was workshopping his USP. Cruise runs (away from decent scripts), Brad eats (everything on set, allegedly), Denzel…
EPICA’s Asian Tour Gets the Boot ‘Cause Simone’s Feeling Kinda Meh
OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE this! EPICA, those symphonic metal darlings who peaked like, a decade ago, are POSTPONING their…
Sinner and Alcaraz BFFs FOREVER, Tennis World Shudders
Sinner and Alcaraz, or as I like to call them, “The Hair Twins,” are battling for the World No. 1…
Gregory Bovino’s Great Escape from Chicago: Border Patrol Edition
Border Patrol Retreats from Chicago: Mission Accomplished or Just Spreading the Freedom? The brave men and women of the Border…
Union Boss Throws Shade at Trump’s Air Traffic Controller Tantrum | CNN
Oh, the drama! Crooked CNN weeps as Air Traffic Controllers are asked to do the jobs they are *paid* to…
OMG! UK Throws Epic Tantrum, Stops Sharing Secrets with US over a TINY Boat Mishap
Well, well, well, look who’s throwing a tantrum now! The UK, once our trusty sidekick, is suddenly clutching its pearls…
Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…
Friend Being Cagey About What She’s Going To Order
EVANSTON, IL—After casually asking what she was thinking about getting, patrons at a local restaurant confirmed Tuesday that a…