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Month: November 2025

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…

GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…

Volnado? More like Vol-NOT-do anything, am I right, Hawaii
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Volnado? More like Vol-NOT-do anything, am I right, Hawaii

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Folks, you won’t BELIEVE what the radical leftist, climate-change-obsessed media is trying to sell us now! A “volnado” in Hawaii?…

Babylon Bee

Auschwitz Guard Explains He Doesn’t Hate Jews Or Anything, Just Zionists

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    OŚWIĘCIM — Jews on their way to their imminent deaths reportedly overheard a guard at the Auschwitz-Birkenau Death Camp,…

Babylon Bee

Fans Can’t Believe How Much Rock Singer Has Aged In The Last 50 Years

FinnNovember 10, 2025

    LAS VEGAS, NV — Following a recent performance by a legendary band of their greatest hits, fans posted online…

Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop
Saving Private Ryan: "Christy" Producers Stitching Sydney Sweeney's Bare Breasts Onto Film
Breaking, Movie News

Desperate Move: Christy Producers Adding Sydney Sweeney Nudity to Recoup $1.3 Million Flop

FinnNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Breaking news straight from a panicking Hollywood, where it smells less like popcorn and more like a full-blown box office…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Stimulus Checks: Because Adulting is Hard and Money Printers Go Brrr

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Oh, great, now the Fake News CNN is “breaking down” President Trump’s brilliant plan to send $2,000 tariff rebate checks…

DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 
The Onion

Trump Threatens To Sue BBC Over Misleading Edit Of ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ 

FinnNovember 10, 2025

       LONDON—In response to what his lawyers characterized as “a reckless and defamatory misrepresentation” of the beloved ’90s sitcom about…

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