Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage
FRANKLIN, TN — Financial consultant and radio host Dave Ramsey was reported to be in critical condition Monday after…
Month: November 2025
Sat Down, Cried: Ronnie Radke of Falling in Reverse to Compete for Grammy in “Best Toilet Whining” Category
In a world where musical talent, it seems, has finally given way to the talent for producing viral content, the…
Trump Unveils New Eternal Mortgage
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bid to bring down housing costs for struggling Americans trying to afford to purchase…
Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…
Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The record-length shutdown of the federal government was finally set to reach its conclusion, as Senate…
Senate pretends to end shutdown, world laughs
Another day, another Democrat temper tantrum! The Senate, bless their pointed little heads, has “voted” to end their pathetic shutdown.…
Trump Tries to Magically Lower Prices, Fails Hilariously
Fake News CNN is at it Again! They’re trying to say our glorious President Trump is lying about gas prices,…
Flight Cancellations Skyrocket: Now Everyone’s a Regular Einstein Trying to Get Somewhere
Well, folks, another day, another Democrat-induced disaster! Xavier and Soluna Vega, bless their hearts, had to endure a grueling 17-hour…
Abdul El-Sayed Deletes Every Tweet Ever Saying ‘Defund the What Now?’
Another Deep State Operative Exposed! Crooked Abdul El-Sayed, a radical leftist running for Senate in Michigan, has been caught scrubbing…
Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…