Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
SAN FRANCISCO—Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home,…
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42-Minute Delay As Dad Asked To Empty Cargo Pants At TSA Checkpoint
TULSA, OK — The security line ground to a halt this morning at the Tulsa International Airport as it…
The Bee Explains: The Chimp Civil War
As you’ve probably heard, there is a chimpanzee civil war in Uganda. As you’ve probably heard, there is a…
BRING ME THE HORIZON Finally Decides to Ruin Their Own Classic Album with a Cringeworthy 20th Anniversary ReRecording of ‘Count Your Blessings’ Because Nostalgia is a Cash Grab
Get ready for the most epic re-recording of the century, folks! 🤣 British rockers BRING ME THE HORIZON are releasing…
Oh Joy Another Pirate Game Because We Didn’t Have Enough Already Windrose Early Access Preview
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 I’m reviewing Windrose, a game that’s all about being a…
GUS G: ‘I Made The Super Original Decision To Not Join Any Other Bands After Playing With OZZY OSBOURNE Because I Didn’t Want To Be A Total Sellout Or Anything
In a shocking turn of events, Greek guitar virtuoso Gus G has revealed that he’s not a fan of being…
Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…
Xbox’s Next Game Showcase Is All About Metro 2039 and Definitely Not Just a Rehash of the Same Old Games with a Few More Pixels and a Bigger Price Tag
Get ready for the most epic gaming announcement of the year, folks! 🎉👀 4A Games is finally spilling the beans…
BLASPHEMY: Pope Leo Shares AI Picture Depicting Himself As Donald Trump
VATICAN CITY — In an escalation of the public feud between the U.S. president and the supreme pontiff of…
The Noble Prize
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