Patriots Draft Marriage Counselor In Second Round
PITTSBURGH, PA — With their second-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New England Patriots have officially selected…
Month: April 2026
Nation On Edge After Soldier Places $50K Polymarket Bet That Trump Will Nuke Iran
U.S. — The United States is reportedly on edge following a leaked report that indicated an American soldier placed…
It wounds to the depths of the soul
Bro's million views video gone flop 🤣🤣 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
TOM MORELLO Finally Finds People Who Can Tolerate His Guitar Playing For New Project ‘Leviathan Freedom’ With His New BFFs MARC GUGGENHEIM And SZYMON KUDRAŃSKI
Get ready for the most epic sci-fi adventure of the summer, folks! 🚀🎸 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist of RAGE…
Square Enix Because Clearly What The World Needed Was More Overpriced Coffee And Final Fantasy Merch To Go With Their Existential Crisis
Okay, okay, gamers, calm down! We know you’re all super excited about the latest news from Square Enix, but let’s…
STITCHED UP HEART Just Released The Most Epic Song Ever ‘Beast’ Featuring NONPOINT’s ELIAS SORIANO Because You Definitely Needed More Screaming In Your Life
Get ready for the most epic announcement ever, folks 🤩! Los Angeles-based hard rock band STITCHED UP HEART will release…
That kitchen costs more than my rent 🤨 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as…
Liberal Hippie Singer Kills Someone Big Whoop
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Another American Icon Sold to Foreignlosers, Sad
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Deep state soldier gets busted for winning big on Maduro takedown
Oh joy, oh rapture, the liberal media is at it again, spreading their fake news and alternative facts about the…